Please do not stand here
and talk, whine, or ask questions.
Wait until I get out. 
Yes, it is locked. I
want it that way. It is not broken, and I am not trapped.
I know I have left it
unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid some
horrible tragedy
might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
Do not ask me how long
I will be. I will come out when I am done.
Do not bring the phone
to the bathroom door.
Do not go running back
to the phone yelling "She's in the BATHROOM!"
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
Do not stick your
little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was funny when you were two.
Do not slide pennies,
Lego's, or notes under the door. Even when you were two this got a little
tiresome.
If you have followed me
down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door,
please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad
to listen to you when I am done.
And yes, I still love
you.
Mom
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